Crash and Burn

Great! Just great! My life has been a series of unfortunate events since November.
Everywhere I turn there's always something happening that, of course, are not in favour for me.

Let see:

November 2008
1. My dad fell ill.
2. Went to see him one weekend, had to sleep on the hospital floor (they ran out of extra bed!).
3. As a result I fell sick!

December 2008
1. Plans for my company's audit changed so many times, thanks to my stupid bosses who couldn't make up their minds. And, the auditors got so pissed at ME!
2. Had to go to Melaka on 2 hours notice.
3. Had to pay extra for the accommodation in Melaka. My company is willing to pay so much, and all that was available was waaaayyyyy more than that amount! (Of course I had to pay the extra with my own money, haven't you been paying attention?)
4. My car wouldn't start one night, so I had to walk home. At midnight!

January 2009
1. Got turned down for a manager's post (again, fourth time since 2008).
2. A crazy bitch slapped me in a car park.
3. My car got followed one night, up until my condo's car park. (What's with January and car park, by the way?)
4. Told my mom about being followed, she ordered a new car for me. Told me about it like she's just ordered fried noodle for dinner!

February 2009
-- Nothing I wanna share, let's cool down a bit - it's my birthday month. --

March 2009
1. Injured my hamstring during yoga class - had to stop for 1 month!
2. Got called up by the boss becuase someone reported to him I haven't been in the office for 2 weeks! That bloody bastard, I was away on meetings!
3. My boss wanted me to produce proof that I have to go for rehab treatment for my hamstring, or I'm gonna have to write in a 'show-cause' letter! Imagine this, a doctor's letter for EVERY session!

April 2009
1. My transfer application got rejected, by these selfish people called my bosses.
2. A nutcase of a bitch started calling, asking me to stay away from this guy. Well, I got these calls since 2007, but on-and -off. This one's persistent!
3. Invited to go to a workshop in Penang. My manager wanted to go too, but the big boss only let one of us go. He decided to go, at first, but after knowing what we're expected to do, he let me go. And I had less than 3 hours to book ticket, pack and catch the flight!

May 2009
1. Whoa... the stalker wouldn't stop calling! She got more histerical now since I kept ignoring her calls.
2. This stalker bitch called 11 times during a meeting and pissed all the clients and bosses. Sure enough, I got the warning from my boss.
3. Told the guy I'm supposed to 'stay away' from, and he said: "disregard...". Sure darling, I'll tell the bitch to start calling your sis. How about that?!
4. Applied for transfer, again, and got turned down, again!

June 2009
1. Lost all data in my phone - emails, contacts, messages!
2. An old friend told me there's a rumour going around that I had an abortion! Now that's a BIG HAAAHA!
3. Got an allergic reaction to something - my entire chest is red and itchy for days!
4. Helped a friend to buy new iTalk, but ended up crashing my phone config.
5. Splashed water onto my laptop and it's gone bonkers <<< this just happened about 2 hours ago!

Whoa, over 20 in less than a year! That's gotta be a record!
And those are just the major ones, which I remember!