Itchy!

Woke up this morning with such a terrible feeling... the itch on my chest is worse than ever and the redness has spread.
Went to office and was agitated all morning. A colleague noticed and tried to look concern, but as soon as she saw the blotches she laughed and said, "looks like someone's been naughty all weekend!" What an inconsiderate, dirty-minded bitch! I mean, I'm suffering here and all she thinks about is making out! Pretty soon, the entire female population in the office were teasing me. ='(
By 10am I couldn't stand the itch anymore, so I went to the nearest clinic. And found out that these are allergic reaction, and it's spread to my back! What the doctor couldn't tell me was what I'm allergic to. Guess I will have to change everything I put on my skin again. And that means my sisters are gonna have to help my finish my current stock of soap, lotion and detergent - lucky for me they haven't been complaining.

Ouch, ouch, OUCH! O dear, o dear, what should I do? This itch is getting worse by the minute. Apparently the med didn't work! Perhaps I should try get a nap. But what if that doesn't help?

Maybe I should have a skin transplant or something? Get a more robust set? Hecks, is there even such a thing?